Happy Thanksgiving Eve….

Well turkey day is almost here. It is hard to believe how time flies. I have been busy myself working on getting some things made… I have already made deviled eggs, got my cake ready. I made little gingerbread man to give out too. I had to roll the dough and I had a cute little gingerbread man cut out. I am very domestic since I am home now..

The one thing that will be missing is my sweet little soldier. He will be with us in spirit. I hope he gets a good meal on the base…

Well thought I’d leave you with some funny pictures and some funny quotes…

Have a good day and HAPPY THANKSGIVING……

Lady O

Happy Thanks Giving Everybody!

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You’ve ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

The directions to your house include “turn off the paved road”.

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t about Thanksgiving….

10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”

9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”

8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”

7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”

5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”

4. “She’s 5000 Lbs. fully inflated & it takes 15 men to hold her down.”

3. “It’s cool whip time!”

2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”

1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

 

2 Responses to this post.

  1. I think your redneck humor to be hilarious !!

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  2. Posted by butterflies1985 on November 26, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    I know they are so funny, thought it will be funny. Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for the comment…

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